Day 60 and tensions between myself and Large Black Thing remain. I have attempted to open channels of communication by gazing in her direction but she consistently ignores me.
I am beginning to suspect that she has malodorous intentions towards me. Why this is I cannot understand. Every day she attempts to divert attention away from me. I have noticed that this is most prevalent when I am on Mat of Many Colours and the large human is congratulating my numerous achievements, most notably when I laugh at my own reflection. Large Black Thing purposely gets in the way of my performances and litters my surroundings with her stinky toys.
I cannot understand why she won’t at least acknowledge my existence, especially considering the fact that I rarely complain about the long walks (for her sole benefit) sandwiched between the mother’s sweaty bosom.
I will continue diplomatic manoeuvres but I’m not hopeful.
