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Extra limb

I’ve spent all morning fantasising about having at least one more arm. Now I’m sure this is a totally unoriginal observation but I’ve just realised that everything required to run a baby requires an...

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The Journey – my pregnancy in photos

He was a boy, she was a girl, can I make it any more obvious? Yes, that’s a line from an Avril Lavigne song, that’s how sad I am. Anyway, I thought I’d track my whole pregnancy journey in pictures....

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Stupid boobs

This can probably go into the bulging Too Much Information pile, but there is something unpleasant going on with my right boob. Now, this boob has been a trouble-maker from the very start. For some...

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More boob news

Just to update you – because I know you’ve been holding your breath – it looks like Right Boob is slowly getting back in the game. It’s not as sore as yesterday and I managed to get 70ml out of it on...

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Nearly one month old

Ok, I’ve made a decision. There will be no more moaning about my poor health or shoddy boobs for at least a week. It’s plain old boring, so those topics are officially off duty. Instead, I’ll tell you...

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Poopy pants

Aha!! The mysterious illness is solved! I had an infected blocked duct. I just found the symptoms on the Babycentre website: sore boob (obviously), flu-like symptoms, body aches, feverish etc. It’s not...

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Equal opportunity baby

Ok, ok, I have finally been forced to concede that the not-too-disgustingly-pink-and-girly wardrobe that I had championed for my daughter is starting to have its drawbacks. I should explain. My...

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Sticky

I just spilled breastmilk all over the baby, myself, my desk and the keyboard. Note to self:That’s what you get for trying to feed the baby with the bottle resting under your chin whilst trying to blog...

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What’s in a name?

Picking a name for your unborn child is hard. Uh, stating the obvious here. I quickly discovered that some of the names I thought would be cool ended up sounding retarded in reality. I always went...

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Large Black Thing

Day 60 and tensions between myself and Large Black Thing remain. I have attempted to open channels of communication by gazing in her direction but she consistently ignores me. I am beginning to...

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Ten things I wish I’d known about breastfeeding

1. You have to want to breastfeed. You can’t put your fingers in your ears (or your hands over your nipples) when it comes to preparation for breastfeeding. You have to learn about it while you’re...

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Extra limb

I’ve spent all morning fantasising about having at least one more arm. Now I’m sure this is a totally unoriginal observation but I’ve just realised that everything required to run a baby requires an...

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